I am a... (forum game)

So how this works, is you say you are something, and then you act out what you are. The thing you act out must be in response to the previous post. EXAMPLE:

I am a horse! *rolls mindlessly in the dirt and neighs*

I am a taxidermist! *stabs horse to death and stuffs it*

I am a collector! *buys stuffed horse and mounts it on wall*

And so on. I'll start:

I am a potato! *sits on the table*

I am a human being ~Eats potato~

I am a doctor! "You did know that potato was raw, right?"

I am a vampire ~I eat raw food, muhaha~

I am a werewolf! *steals potato*

I am a demon angel. *ruler of the underground*

I am a demon minion. *haunts the overworld*

I am Edward ~lurks around for Bella Swan~

I am Bella. *is hugging Jacob*

I am Jacob ~making Edward jealous by hugging her~

I am a walrus. *implodes on the Twilight fandom*

I am Justin Bieber! *destroys self with terrible music*
(I didn't knew you would have liked twilight CP X3 I don't like it anyway. :3)

I am Selena Gomez ~kisses Justin Bieber~

I am an assassin! *murders Selena for kissing a dead corpse*

I am Miley Cyrus ~moving my hips~

(I don't really care for it. It's not as bad as people say it is, but it's not great.)

I am a dog! *tackles MC*

(I'm not into romantic movies, and I heard they made fun of Vampires and Werewolves so it was a big no-no for me. By making fun of them, I mean prissy and weak. That's what I heard. X3)

I am a security guard! *grabs the dog and takes it away and strokes it awkwardly*

I am a Police ~Bang bang~

I am part of the Army/Military! *kills the police*

I am a fire fighter ~Chillex the water from spreading~

I am the president! *places order in the law to prevent these riots but fails epicly*

I am a saw ~Chops up things~

I am the chicken! *gets put in a factory*

I am a baker! *bakes chicken at KFC and inserts pink slime*

I am a costumer ~Orders food at KFC~ :3