I am a... (forum game)

I am the person looking at that picture! *tries to read sign in background*

I am me! *is now trying to look as well*

I am baby back ribs *is free to eat*

I am a creepy old man! *spies at children in playground*

I am a child at the playground! *is happily eating the ribs*

I am a dog at home *chases tail around*

I am the child's mum! *quietly assassinates the creepy old man*

I am a internet's girl *On internet 24/7*

I am the sick person! *is ill again* -.- XP

I am a illness *gets everyone sick*

I am a sorcerer of the 777th degree *casts a healing spell to cure the illness*

I am the healthy person! *Yay! Is better!*

I am the devil *is angry*

I am a demon! *obeys the devil*

I am God *is disappointed in devil*

I am an atheist *does not believe in God*

I am a Universalist. *respects all religions and believes in all deities*

I am myself! *is Atheist, too. And is happy to be around other Atheist's.*

I am a flat screen tv *is huge*

I'm a Christian *believes in God, and feels like the only one that believes in God*

I am also a Christian "also believes in god,"

I am a wolf! *eats all present christians*

I am a eagle! *flies and perches over the wolf's shoulder and says "She was half way done with the elk"*

I am a Arctic Fox! *hides in the snow*

I am a Arctic Wolf *Is so fluffy*