KING OF THE HILL(forum game)

*Makes Chuck Norris copy.* o.O

MY HILL.

*Chuck Norris's face-off but cannot defeat each other*
MY HILL.

*Fight goes on forever until a missile that destroys the galaxy kills them and the hill is now the new galaxy*

MY HILL.

*Starts a new civilization on the hill call Chickenland*
MY HILL.

*Builds a huge castle that claims half the land called Harmerden.* XD

MY HILL.

*Builds a fort in the center of the village, then surrounds the empire with a wall*

MY HILL.

*The emperor named Chloe talked through a horn: "WAR!" She screamed fiercely.*

MY HILL.

The Chickenland army prepared their weapons, hopped onto elephants, and charged into battle.


"MY HILL," the emperor cried fiercely.

*The evil Chloe got one of her pet wolves than was enchanted and her wolf named Xavier made a huge mist everywhere so it was difficult to see for the enemy, then Chloe sent out her troops.*



MY HILL.

After trampling many Hammerden warriors, the elephants are enveloped in mist and blow up like a balloon before popping into confetti. Their riders fell a massive height, killing most of them and seriously injuring the rest.
But from behind the elephants rose the Phalanx, soldiers armed with twenty-foot spears to kill anyone before they even came close to them.

Guarding in front of them was a wall of shields, a five-foot high moving barrier, clung together by advancing serfs of the Chickenlandian military. Beyond them all was a small cavalry of Chickenlandian warlords who were most protected.
The military was overall well-armed and prepared as they fiercely braced battle. Behind them all, they defended their leader, Emperor Chickeno, who led the entire army with a powerful voice.

MY HILL. >:3

Chloe seeing her rival sending out the bigger enfocements, so did she.

(Let me get away with the mystical fighting creatures this once. XD)
She summoned her phoneix that spat fire at the troop and at the trees.

MY HILL.

(XD Okay. My army is a regular army with a mix of ancient Greek, Roman, and Indian fighting techniques. :3)

The Phalanx braced themselves against the beams of blazing fire, raising their shields and clinging them together to form a lumpy ground of steel, below it sheltering five-thousand warriors. The mirroring steel reflected the flames, and they shot right back at the phoenix.

The Phoenix returned to Chloe and told her the news in an ancient language. Chloe decided what to do, sending out her troops of men on cavalry to buy her some time.

MY HILL.

The Phalanx rose again, marching evenly towards the enemy's cavalry and piercing through their horses, which neighed loudly before being skewered on the spears.

MY HILL. (Poor horsies...)

(So mean. XD)

Chloe huffed out an angry breath, using something she called 'rage mode' (And in real life too. :3) which was uncontroable. She jumped onto her paint horse andran towards the outskirts of her castle. She had her bow ready and her soldiers were armed with swords that couldnt defeat the enemy. She turned to her army, "I will go first and I won't let the enemy see me." She nodded to her army and they instantly knew what she meant. She turned around and trotted with her horse around the army so they couldn't notice her.

Noticing something was wrong, the Chickenlandian cavalry shot out flaming arrows in all directions.

MY HILL. (I know. X3)

Chloe's horse missed the arrow and started to run towards the enemy.

Chloe looked at the enemy, staring at them for a second and dismounted of her horse. She waited until the right moment, and started to dance:

[youtube]https://youtu.be/ReOjFwabUjw[youtube]

It forced everyone to dance because of the awesome moves.

(I know its PewDiePie. XD)

The Chickenlandian army sent out a wild 404.

YOU FORGOT TO SAY MY HILL. >:D

When the song was over they took drugs and destroyed everyone by dancing:

MY HILL.

NO, MY HILL.

Chloe rode back to her kindom with her house and laughed evily, finally killing Chickenpaste's troops.

Lord Chickenpaste exploded, giving the throne to his son and heir, Prince Turkey, who was also a bear. He roared angrily and destroyed the throne room. The servants asked him what was wrong, but it only resulted in their faces being swiped off. In the end, Prince Turkey jumped through the window and murdered until the monarchy became a tyranny, and he sent every single one of his armed villagers to the Chloelandian orphanage.


MY HILL.

(The picture.. XD)

Chloe laughed still, gathering her troops and praticing her rountines with her souldiers just incase they had to dance again to save her kingdom.

I threw Chloe off the hill.

MY HILL. ^^

Chloe jumped back up, turning into a werewolf.

MY HILLL!!!