I am a... (forum game)

I am the son! *digs into pie when mother isn't looking*

I am the youngest daughter *Stares in disgust*

I am the maid! *shakes head and smacks son at back of the head*

I am the hunter again *goes home for pie!*

I am a fox! *attacks hunter*

I am a bloodhound dog *Attacks fox from hurting master*

I am a Vixen! *attacks dog for attacking her mate*

I am a hillbilly! *yells at everyone in drunk and inaudible tone and a Kentucky accent*

I am a British person! *shakes head at hillbilly in disgust then talks posh to the Queen*

I am a American person *Eats curly fries all day* (Hmm....)

I am a San Diegan! *talks in a valley girl Hollywood accent and protests for human rights and makes fun of Republicans and becomes a vegetarian and smokes and wears weird clothes and writes ethnic sounding songs that no one listens to and eats Mexican food while driving insanely* (my summary of San Diego's citizens)

I am a Wiganer! *Sighs as nobody has a clue about the town but people are generally nice there, even know not much happens but it's a alright place to live. If you can find a place to live that is.*

I am a New Jersey-ite (dunno how to say that)! *travels to Wigan, sprays self with spray-on tan, dies black hair blond, and snobbishly complains about everything, using profanity nobody understands and using anecdotes nobody cares about, while subconsciously insulting everyone and trying to be cool*

I am Snooki *I had a baby!*

I am a person who hates Jersey Shore! *rolls eyes* "Again?"

I am the Kim Kardashian *I also just had a baby* "I'm Kim, and I named my baby North West..."

I am myself! *shakes head as she comes from the North West of England and doesn't want anything at all to do with that baby*

I am Kanye West *#KanyeShrug*

I am myself! *hates Kardashians, People magazine, Jersey Shore and American "upper class" drama in general*

I am the gasp *gasps*

I am the American lower middle class! *nods forbodingly*

I am One Direction *Sings to different cute girls everyday*

I am me again! *despises 1D as well*

I am JB *Punches Selena Gomez in the nose and breaks up with her.*

I am a kitten *hopes they all get punched in the face*