Random RP of Dishwashers: The Sequel [ACTIVE]

Chloe admired the bird. She swiftly grabbed the albatross and snuggled it close, "you're so cuteee!" Chloe squealed.

The albatross made alien-like sounds and ignited randomly.

...."Cool!" Chloe squealed.

The bird squeaked in horror as the flames grew and killed it.

This influenced Chloe to make illegal fireworks, she set them off and accidentally blew up a supermarket.

The kittens within it wailed in fear as they molted to death.

The police chased her, Chloe moved to Japan to get away. She walked inside the Anime shop and couldn't help but fan girl.

The cashier's eyes and mouth began smoking at the sight of her, his lips turning dry and black before crumbling away, his flesh rotting with a horrible stench as his charred skeleton fell into a crippled mass on the ground. A nearby child cheered and giggled with joy as he watched.

...."Now I can have everything for free!" Chloe announced joyfully. She took all the stuff that had something to do with her favourite anime shows. She started running around with anime clothes, accessories and whatever else screaming about how amazing anime is.

The child tazed her. "Ne ne, I'm manager!" he giggled.

"Stupi- HOLY CRAP YOU'RE JAPANESE.... Let us be friends..." Chloe smiled evilly.

"DAS RACIST!!!" yelled the child, zapping her again with the tazer.

Chloe woke up in a Japanese hospital, so she started to fangirl again. "I bet at least one anime would have been based off this hospital!! O MA GAWD IT'S CHRISTMAS!" http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fxj0OBIq7s8
(Bad language warning I suppose?... C: Yes, it's from an epic video game. ;P)

A kitten turned into a salad dressing and flew everywhere.

"Me gusta!" A random Spanish kid screamed on the beach. He ran after the salad dressing, jumping over cars and he turned into Jack Black for no apparent reason. He managed to catch the salad dressing, but he decided he didn't like the taste.

Little did the child know the salad dressing was actually 3/4ths devil spawn, and his arm turned into a seagull that was permanently attached to him by its head. It screeched and flapped its wings in panic.

The Government of Spain hunted him down and killed the child. "...me no gusta..." His mother said who mourned.

An undead doctor rushed in and ate the child's corpse until nothing was left but the seagull. The seagull coughed and sputtered and, in an angelically deep voice, stuttered, "Thank you, Father, for reclaiming thy eternal torture." It then died in the doctor's arms. The zombie doctor sobbed in utmost distraught, forever alone on the beach.

Little did he know, a Spanish officer was still standing behind him, shivering with fear. He shot him in the back, blowing a hole through his chest; however, instead of dying, the doctor simply stood up and turned around. The officer screamed and began to run, but the zombie charged at him and forced him to watch fourteen hours of the Telly Tubbies whilst chopping up baby animals.

(That post was... AWESOME!)

A demon watched, "that's the most evil thing I could ever witness.." The demon spoke, crying blood tears of joy.

(Yay! :D)

A kitten torso was flung at the demon.

The blood tears made the kitten torso come to life, the demon hugged and managed to squeeze it to death. "I'll never have a friend that can live longer than a minute.." The demon trailed off tearfully.

The torso slowly consumed itself.

The demon went on to find a new friend, he managed to find one in New Zealand. It was an ant. "You and your ant friends will become my army.." The demon said more cheerfully. He cried out the same blood tears, and it made the ants gigantic, now they could finally kill the humans by squishing them. The ants could finally get revenge. >;P

One of the ants was bored and went to a fast food drive through, where she bought a Diet Pepsi and sat down in the restaurant in between a family of obese people.

Another one of the ants who happened to be a bullet ant terrorised people and stung random humans instantly giving them a painful death.