Random RP of Dishwashers: The Sequel [ACTIVE]

Suddenly a grasshopper appears.

One of the gigantic ants was infuriated that the grasshopper disturbed him from killing humans that had killed his family. He ate the grass hopper happily and stamped on a couple humans.

It suddenly starts to rain.

The rain brings a sense of drama that causes a building to cry.

A skyscraper tries to comfort the building.

Unfortunately, the skyscraper winds up falling on the building, killing hundreds of animals, as the building happened to be a zoo.

The skyscraper started to cry because of what it had done.

The army arrived and started to shoot at the skyscraper, thinking it had turned evil.

A child kicked the skyscraper before continuing to implode into a hideous mass of sandwiches and various condiments. The army drowned in them, and soon the skyscraper was alone in the world.

The skyscraper gave birth to building babies, the father was the building the skyscraper accidentally killed. The baby buildings left their mother skyscraper and travelled the universe and met some yellow aliens who greeted them happily.

Unfortunately, the aliens secretly came from an intergalactic socialist organization that's mission was to destroy all manufactured structures. They captured and interrogated the building children.

The many building babies started to sob and as they didn't shut up, a giant genetically modified walrus started to torture them in the most horrible ways.

The walrus was constantly singing MacArthur Park in a gospel tone.

A mammoth resurrected from within side the walrus, causing its guts to explode and splatter on the ground.

The mammoth hopped out the walrus remains and did a triumph dance.

The ground corroded at the pain of being danced on until it was dead, while the buildings ran away, only to fall into a giant meat grinder. They were later served along with horse meat.

horse activists went crazy after they accidentally ate the horse meat.

Chloe was okay because she was vegetarian so she never bought any meat anyway so she happily ate her salad.

Halfway through the salad, it began raining horses, and one fell in the salad.

Meanwhile, Delaney was melting to death in unseasonal hundred degree weather with dry, hurricane-speed winds as all her friends were evacuated from their burning homes.
((This is happening close to my house right now and has been for the past week [language warning...]))

Chloe cried while eating the salad and hearing about Delaney and her friends. So she sent over a gigantic gentle waterfall spawned from Hell somehow and sent it to California. 83 (Hopefully you're well and safe)

(I think they've got it under control now, it's just small brushfires this week. ^^) The magical waterfall saved us all. Meanwhile, a giant kitten monster was playing Pokemon.

(Okay, good to hear ^^' Still sounds kind of dangerous, we never have anything like that here so it sounds terrifying o,o)

Chloe sobbed as she had never watched Pokemon, but wanted to. Too bad she was lazy.. She snuggled a Pikachu plush and watched the giant monster kitten play Pokemon.

(I have no idea what to put for a random character in this little RP. But here it is I guess)

A giant caterpillar stood outside their house and looked inside. It was harmless so it wouldn't hurt anyone or anything.

(Welcome! ^^)

A girl looked out the window and squealed like a baby being stepped on.

(Thanks! This RP looked very interesting so I decided to join in on the fun)

The caterpillar was shocked by how the girl was screaming. "I won't hurt you! I promise!" It tried saying to her.

The girl panted in exasperation, screamed again, and then took a deep breath. "Are... Are you my daddy?"

That caterpillar looked at the girl with wide eyes. It couldn't be the girls daddy. But... If it meant hanging out and taking care of someone, what were the odds? "Yes... Yes I am" the caterpillar replied with a sweet and gentle tone. "Is there anything you would like to do with me?".