Random RP of Dishwashers: The Sequel [ACTIVE]

Pikachu used Thunderbolt, which was conducted by the water and electrocuted everyone to death.

England face palmed "stupid Americans." (not really ;P)

Pikachu was Japanese and tilted his head.

England then continued; "stupid Americans, pretending those creatures are different when actually this 'Pikachu' is literally a yellow rat mixed with a cat! Absolute idiots!"

America stepped in. "Well, in the Pokedex, it technically is the mouse pokemon."

France stood there naked while England stared away shocked.

Kittens were scared of lightning.

A random guy licked each Kitten.

The kittens screamed and mewled in terror.

(I'm pretty sure this Roleplay is active? :3 Please put an 'Active' besides your thread or it would be thought to inactive..Thanks. :3)

(it doesn't really need an 'active' next to the title. I mean, we post every single day. Not much point really.)

The guy smiled creepily as he stared into space.

(It's just to help order it, I think.)

The kittens fainted.

(Alrighty then. x3)

The man stole all of them and started to rip them to shreds.

The hyena laughed because of the hedgehog.

A new cereal advertisement was released for Kelloggs Kitten Flakes.

The CoCo factory or whatever it's called needed a new idea. So they copied Kellogg's Kitten Flakes. But instead they put fake dead cat faces inside as a prize, the cereal had sad cat faces and it only has 1000 kg of sugar!!!

A little girl poured her Coco's Cat-O's and screamed as a dead cat face fell into her bowl.

Kellogg's was enraged and came out with new Chocolate Kitten Flakes and a new mascot named Mr. Fluffle-Flakes:

Their commercials would be like all cereal commercials: Mr. Fluffle-Flakes would attempt to steal some kid's Kitten Flakes in different but somewhat similar animated situations. Mr. Fluffle-Flakes would fail, and the kids would say, "Silly Fluffle-Flakes! You're not a cannibal!" and Mr. Fluffle-Flakes would proceed to say, "Not yet I'm not!"
For some reason, Kelloggs believed this to be a great, child-friendly idea. However, most children were scared of Mr. Fluffle Flakes, and thus the cereal's customers declined.
(I have no idea what I'm doing. XD)

(Me neither. But that was hilarious and random. XD I LOVE IT!!)

A little boy named Kethy cried as that cat thing came on TV his mother then sued the prime minister of England. Then she went forth and insulted the Queen Of England for the stupid company. She didn't care it wasn't there fault.

Obama somehow banned the company from the Dominican Republic, even though it's a completely different country.

The people of Dominican Republic begged Obama to become the new president, and asked him to kill Justin Beiber, One Direction and Rebecca Black. This caused an outrage in some girls and a lot of females were killed mainly because they liked bad music. Now females were rare and whenever a girl was born, they would be given special treatment. Unless they liked bad music that is.

(I don't know. XD)

(Lawl, I laughed so hard!)

The was still one girl in the world who liked One Direction. Her name was Girl, because they were so rare that Girl had become a normal name. She lived in Hawaii all by herself on a deserted island with a panda named Gary.

(XD I was struggling not to laugh while I read yours.)

"Sir, it has only been one year and there is not enough living females. There is only about seven girls left, and there is about 4 billion men in the world. This is giving us a big struggle. What shall we do?" The Prime Minister of England said to all the Presidents since they were having a world meeting.

Most just stared, until. "Lets listen to the demands from the men! Lets kill Justin Beiber, One Direction and Rebecca Black!" Said the President of Germany.

The others thought this was absolute genius. Even though this could have helped months ago.
The creatures where then slaughtered, and global peace was thought to happen.

Slowly the population began to balance out again. But Girl, isolated from the rest of the world, being taken care of by a panda, still dreamed of One Direction and practiced all of their songs, eventually making up her own in a scratchy, ugly voice.

(Oops, I put moths instead of months. x3)

A tiger heard the girl and was amazed by her voice, somehow the tiger recorded her singing and sent it to the entire world. Many people lost their hearing and where complaining to their governments; thinking that Justin Beiber or Rebecca Black was still alive.

(Many moths ago. X3)

Girl was singing and spinning in a circle when a bullet shot past her. She screamed as she saw Governor Chris Christi shooting at her with a rifle and an army behind him.

The people all around the world cheered, as it was being aired on live TV of Girl trying to be murdered.