Random RP of Dishwashers: The Sequel [ACTIVE]

Girl began crying. "Stop!" she exclaimed.

Some of the army started to torture her while people all around the world screamed for joy; now world peace could start! But then religion stopped it because people believed in different things. Atheist people face palmed as they watched Christians fight with other religions because their God was ugly.

As a bullet flew towards Girl, time seemed to slow down. But suddenly, as she faced her doom, Gary jumped in front of the shot and was killed on impact.

The soldiers took off their helmets. "What have we done...?"

"You've killed my only friend," Girl cried. "Do you know how endangered pandas are? I'll never find another one!"

"And you are an endangered species! DIE! DIE! DIEEEE!" Another soldier said that had unknown mental problems. He tried to shoot at Girl.

Women's rights activists appeared and began to protest, shielding Girl from the bullets.

The men sighed. "Great these again." They moaned. "Well I give up. I want a sandwich." A soldier said. Then they went home.

The protesters cheered and named the island Garypanda Island.

(I just love this RP.)

The men rolled their eyes, "well at least the original bad singers are dead." The soldiers agreed and peace between men and women happened again. Apart from sexist comments. Welcome to 2013.

(XD)
Rush Limbaugh went on a rampage of random insults towards minority groups.

Meanwhile Korea threatened the world with the missiles that could kill everyone. And then he couldn't be bothered because nobody seemed to mind so they just slept.

Kim Jong Un exploded and everybody was happy.

GLOBAL PEACE! ;D Well, the start of it. Sorta. Maybe. Nevermind.

A baby started crying.

Unfortunately, it was on an airplane so the passengers covered their ears in agony.

The baby screamed louder and louder until everyone's heads exploded.

The plane crashed into a jungle where animals ran riot and killed each other. The pilot who lives because he had ear plugs looked around and noticed it was Japan where they were. In fact, he could tell this was Tokyo.

(I'm addicted d: )

(XD I wish I could afford it.)

A Pomeranian came out of nowhere and murdered a hyena.

A ghost appear.

The Pomeranian screamed and ate the ghost.

(I found out its cheaper in England, and for America its much more.)

The Beagle did a sneak attack and killed the Pomeranian by biting its back with the Beagle's fangs.

The ghost was scared, even though he was from the dead. "Ahh." Then suddenly, the ghost disappeared

A lion ran out and a lot of the animals cowered in fear and some ran to the long grass to hide.

A big giant cake appear for the lions

The lion ate it, and slowly walked away.

The rabbits came out and celebrated and ate a big mushroom, before being killed by a Retriever.

(Are you sure? Because US dollars are worth more than sterling pounds. Did you convert it?)

Gilbird was confuzzled.